| Tuesday, February 21st, 2012 |
| 8:42 pm |
All that meat and no potatos. That kept running through my head once during a flight home
Stoned. Special one night only event. COMMUNITY RETURNS MARCH 15TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have such a crush on Alison Brie. I wonder how long you could live for if you removed your heart. Like if you actually took a knife and cut out your own heart, how long would you have until you died, granted your body didn't immediately go into shock? I have seen God, and she's hiding at the bottom of a bag of mallomars I just want this song on a coltinuous loop Check this creative person out: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3175485/Hypnotoad76ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Sometimes i'd like to be a crazy bitch, and do what i want when i feel like it Wow, Avril Lavigne looks like she hasn't aged a day. And she's so pale. Could she be a vampire. This is so wrong but so very funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__yTmKmVA8A smart fella is the one who always refills the ice cube treys. It probably would be painful to cook bacon naked. Luckily i have no desire to try that. Gimpy's friendship with his legion of nerds creates a conflict between them and his old friendship with Nitz, Cal, and Rocko. I often say "The Hell?" in casual conversation, along with saying "goram". If i meet someone who hears goram and knows what it means i'll immediately date them. If i meet someone who hears me use the word "josied" and understands the context i'm using it in, i will immediately marry. Up up and away. and away i go Current Mood: stoned |
| Friday, January 8th, 2010 |
| 1:46 pm |
last entry.
last entry. last time i'm smoking. the last several times i've smoked i've become extremly paranoid and had extreme panic attacks and thought i was going to die. i waited five weeks and smoked today and it just keeps happening. So as much as it pains me to say it, i don't think i can smoke weed anymore. I just don't enjoy it anymore. So goodbye. It's been quite a ride. though it'll be sad not to smoke on the five magor smoking days: Super Bowl Sunday, April 20th, May 20th, June 6th, and Belmont Stakes day. think i'll make sloppy joes for dinner tonight. have that and chocolate covered pretzels. can't wait until lost starts up again. miss my friends from school. hug a duck new Dollhouse is on tonight. tape it if you're not going to watch it. wait, just tape either way. woo, this is the 400th entry in this journal now going to watch both transformers movies. bye. March 2003 - January 2010 ST: 7 years. SJ: 6 years. Current Mood: stoned |
| Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 |
| 11:52 pm |
don't fill up on bread
stoned. last time i'm stoned for a least the rest of the year. and not sure when after. watching new transformer movie. well, after family guy. During conversations about sex with his therapist, the script had Donnie's fantasies be about Alyssa Milano. This had to be changed to Christina Applegate due to legal reasons. charlie brown sold snoopy drugs that killed him. have 2 shows this weekend. http://www.treehugger.com/earth-drowing-in-oil.jpgwhat do we do now. we write, we write our story must stay for the best radio joke "i want a bank loan so i can build a weapon of mass destruction" dingo and the baby ok, bye Current Mood: stoned |
| Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 |
| 11:56 am |
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stoned. have a show tonight. have to drive in 4 and a half hours. h.i.t http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IH4_-7qgV0extremly sad. gay marriage was voted down in Maine. dog sitting next week. do it for 10 days. very happy. though, i don't think i'll have another smokefest. i think i've put those behind me. only time will tell. did a good deed yesterday. cleaned off the toliet paper from a neighbor's tree in their front yard. a tramp could be a loveble person who rides the rails. eating the good morning burger would kill you. going to watch home movies of favorite xmas. then will watch american beauty. laters Current Mood: stoned |
| Monday, October 26th, 2009 |
| 6:50 pm |
it's over
stoned. here ends seventh smokefest. won't be smoking again for a while. and this time, i mean it. Current Mood: stoned |
| Sunday, October 25th, 2009 |
| 10:58 pm |
my dad hits me. but if i hit others then the pain might go away
stoned. watch food network next sunday at 8. it's a simpson's food themed show. had a show tonight. had really good ceaser salad i would LOVE to be a judge on Iron Chef. to eat that amazing food cherry with duck pretty in pink can have so many meanings i love family guy he was beat up by a robot, then he burned down a children's hospital this is just like billy madison the club is called place ow, that hurt. and away i go Current Mood: stoned |
| 10:58 am |
I'm really sorry i hit you with a ax
stoned. day eight of seventh smokefest. have a show tonight. hope it goes well. eating leftover pizza. what the fuck just happened? it's a wonderful day for pie. should continue what i started http://www.celebritiesyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emma-watson91.jpg Jodie Sweetin reveals she once downed a bag of coke right before s interview Tom Cruise called a group of protesters outside a big Scientology gala in London a bunch of "squirrels...trapped in an electronic incident," WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GUY?! ok, going to watch the family guy episode with the alternate realities. Current Mood: stoned |
| Saturday, October 24th, 2009 |
| 10:23 pm |
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| 6:26 pm |
and now a baby cow is born
stoned. worked today. even though it was only six hours it dragged forever. will soon watch dollhouse. and have the leftover rips and garlic mashed potatos from fatty's. damn, that was a weird commercial. you can get fucked up it you take a bunch of triple c's. or so i've heard. marmaduke list of things to do; Greet Scouts, Plumber Union Reschedule, Call Temp Agency, Become Invincible, Meeting With PTA, Haircut. Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kinda dog. Potestatem matris nostrae in tenebris invoco… maledictum filium tuum ab omni periculo custodias nunc et in saecula! http://www.filmcrusade.com/tough-sell/hungry. should go have dinner Current Mood: stoned |
| Friday, October 23rd, 2009 |
| 11:57 am |
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| Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 |
| 11:39 pm |
the robot is dancing the moon walk
stoned. sometimes we do stupid things. the importent thing is that they don't kill us. maybe i'll see saw 6 tomorrow. robot chicken is on. it's the law asshole should have the rest of my ice cream he's dead a house made out of candy Mel Gibson is a ass rehab happens to those who need it she just literally ate a dog this is surrel Current Mood: stoned |
| 8:23 pm |
Hypocrites inhabit this world, wouldn't be the first or last time.
stoned. cold. new office on tonight change monster outside. feels like some chocolate. have free pasta, hope it's good this song would have fit right in with the 80's. he's a scumbag In addition, the boys develop large internet vocabularies, using terms such as "über" and "pwned" and "r-tard" in daily conversation. Michael is dating Pam's mother, and Pam is extremly pissed about this if i time it right, i can get him to reinact the plot of national treasure. we have nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster what's up with ryan's stupid hat. pam's lost it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principleit's on bearfooting it on broken glass i'm sorry about that. she's always smiling. if you take it back i'll scream holy shit, he's apologizing to Toby. she's a firecracker just let the jay leno show die already i'm not insane, just crazy liz lemon is funny. and away i go Current Mood: stoned |
| 6:16 pm |
game over
stoned. will either have tuna helper or rips from yesterday's show for dinner. Julia Campbell jack in the box commercial one with the frogger What would you like on your Tombstone? you owe me a quarter Current Mood: stoned |
| 12:43 pm |
love stinks
stoned. last day of 7th smokefest. gonna take a break for a while. watching everyone loves raymond. and it all comes out the one band isn't worth it. how can a adult human with thumbs not fold a shirt added something to my room each of these days. http://www.cinematical.com/2009/10/20/discuss-what-makes-a-great-movie-villain/Kevin Smith served as screenwriter on an early version of the script that was not used. you stupid ass 45 years. i had a good run the lifestyle of the bum. buy electricity and food for the children sometimes it upsets me that i am a addict. k, bye Current Mood: stoned |
| Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 |
| 8:33 pm |
looks live you're gonna live after all
still stoned. may make this a early night. just watched mulan. i hope south park NEVER mentiones "Ballon Boy" The Forbidden City (1918), a fiction film about a Chinese emperor and an American if only they could bottle happiness new melrose place is on. wonder who the attractive red headed woman is? oh, snap. is it crasy to want to be loved? that's so 90's there's movement. money and friends can get complicated. bye Current Mood: stoned |
| 6:50 pm |
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| 2:04 pm |
stop mocking me
stoned. day 4 of 7th smokefest. shaved and showered. bummed that saturday's show was canceled. will watch mulan later. damn. sis is home she's gone the spring musical during sophmore year was one of my most favorite times at college ever. just watched tarzan. jane was funny in this version http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Renaissanceok, bye now Current Mood: stoned |
| Monday, October 19th, 2009 |
| 10:21 pm |
lady bird is a robin, not a blue jay
stoned. about to watch remake of black christmas. pop it wish Futurama was still on adult swim it'd be really fucked up if they played that michael jeckson's movie this is it, and then destroyed every single copy so only those why saw it in theaters would have ever seen it. the black jack tace from taco bell isn;t that good. maybe i'll have lunch at friendly's tomorrow. i hate everything sometimes. we drove 2,000 miles for this he's to stern. that's it, start with the work. bye Current Mood: stoned |
| 4:08 pm |
embeded media in ham sandwitch
stoned. just watched original black christmas movie. will watch remake in a bit. Regarded among horror fans as the first film to come up with the popular convention of a killer calling from inside the house. Jigsaw's grand scheme is finally understood. final 5 minutes tuna helper for dinner tonight. proofread some papers today "Your lines are garbage but I'm the greatest actor in the world and I can make even garbage sound good." this is why Russell Crowe is a jackass All 1000 posters were then printed with the red ink vat and later sold, resulting with Jigsaw's death at the hands of Jeff. cheese\ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVO4onTeoEold fasioned globe Current Mood: stoned |
| 11:28 am |
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